Pass a Hair Drug Test :: Bob Marley would have had his work cut out for him

 

pass hair drug testFor Bob Marley to pass a hair drug test, let’s be honest, the guy would had to have worn one of those dreadlocks wigs you see popping up around Halloween and at bachelor parties. Here’s a guy who ended warring factions with his music, but he could not have passed a drug test if his life depended on it.

So what does that say about the very nature of drug testing in the first place? Well, Bob Marley may have been nearly a prophet and a talented musician, but you probably wouldn’t want him as your secretary–which is why secretaries have to take drug tests (I guess?) But then, I’m also guessing that most people applying for secretary positions do not smoke marijuana in the epic proportions Bob Marley did.

But if said secretary did enjoy the occasional smoke, s/he could still do a great job if she had to pass a hair drug test if she prepared the right way. And if said secretarial applicant was smart, she’d be using Two Steps A’Head to pass a drug test. It’s fast, easy, and way less complicated than all those things you read on the Internet about peroxide this, dye that, shake three times, add this, bleach that, and so on. The mere instructions of a DIY attempt at passing a hair drug test are enough to make you wanna… well, we’ll leave it at that for now.

Bob Marley never had to pass a hair drug test to my knowledge, but you may have to. Unless you’re already at rockstar status. In which case, rock on.

 

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